{"id":12935,"date":"2012-11-26T08:12:45","date_gmt":"2012-11-26T16:12:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/?p=12935"},"modified":"2012-11-26T08:12:45","modified_gmt":"2012-11-26T16:12:45","slug":"im-jealous-of-alyssa-monks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/2012\/11\/26\/im-jealous-of-alyssa-monks\/","title":{"rendered":"i&#8217;m jealous of alyssa monks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/alyssamonks1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12936\" title=\"alyssamonks1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/alyssamonks1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"2045\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/alyssamonks1.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/alyssamonks1-66x300.jpg 66w, https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/alyssamonks1-225x1023.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oil paintings <em>{yes, paintings!}<\/em> by New York based artist <a href=\"http:\/\/alyssamonks.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Alyssa Monks<\/a> &#8211; I am in complete awe, I am a little bit scared, and I am kinda in the mood for a bath&#8230; while wearing red lipstick. Hm, or perhaps a steamy shower instead:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/alyssamonks2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12937\" title=\"alyssamonks2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/alyssamonks2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"1539\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/alyssamonks2.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/alyssamonks2-299x1024.jpg 299w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Complete. <em>Awe.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oil paintings {yes, paintings!} by New York based artist Alyssa Monks &#8211; I am in complete awe, I am a little bit scared, and I am kinda in the mood for a bath&#8230; while wearing red lipstick. Hm, or perhaps a steamy shower instead: Complete. Awe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12935"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12935"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12935\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12960,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12935\/revisions\/12960"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12935"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12935"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12935"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}