{"id":18280,"date":"2014-04-03T04:23:09","date_gmt":"2014-04-03T12:23:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/?p=18280"},"modified":"2014-04-03T04:23:09","modified_gmt":"2014-04-03T12:23:09","slug":"anna-jensen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/2014\/04\/03\/anna-jensen\/","title":{"rendered":"anna jensen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/annajensen.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-18281\" title=\"annajensen\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/annajensen.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"2545\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I think I had this dream once&#8230; yep, one too many purple macarons before bed, and this could very well be the result! \u00a0These crazy, narrative, over-the-top paintings are by American artist <a href=\"http:\/\/annajensenart.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Anna Jensen<\/a>. What makes them even more crazy n&#8217; narrative? Their titles:<\/p>\n<p>1. <em>Why Are My Rehab Costs On MY Credit Report?! <\/em><\/p>\n<p>2. <em>Finally I&#8217;m A Functional Alcoholic<\/em><\/p>\n<p>3. <em>I&#8217;m So Vain I Probably Think This Painting Is About Me<\/em><\/p>\n<p>4. <em>Young Saint, Old Devil<\/em><\/p>\n<p>5. \u00a0<em>A Foreboding Shadow Befell Her So She Drowned Her Future Sorrows<\/em><\/p>\n<p>6. <em>Bunny Byrne, Macaron Baker Extraordinaire<\/em><\/p>\n<p>7. <em>Physically Impossible Entry, Hysterical Marker<\/em><\/p>\n<p>8. <em>I Found A Hair In My Pie In The Sky<\/em><\/p>\n<p>9. <em>The Bait Hides The Hook<\/em><\/p>\n<p>See? The plot thickens!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think I had this dream once&#8230; yep, one too many purple macarons before bed, and this could very well be the result! \u00a0These crazy, narrative, over-the-top paintings are by American artist Anna Jensen. What makes them even more crazy n&#8217; narrative? Their titles: 1. Why Are My Rehab Costs On MY Credit Report?! 2. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18280"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18280"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18280\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18382,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18280\/revisions\/18382"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}