{"id":21705,"date":"2015-03-11T06:34:29","date_gmt":"2015-03-11T14:34:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/?p=21705"},"modified":"2015-03-13T14:44:15","modified_gmt":"2015-03-13T22:44:15","slug":"laura-johnston","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/2015\/03\/11\/laura-johnston\/","title":{"rendered":"laura johnston"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/LauraJohnston1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-21706\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/LauraJohnston1.jpg\" alt=\"LauraJohnston1\" width=\"584\" height=\"1318\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/LauraJohnston1.jpg 584w, https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/LauraJohnston1-133x300.jpg 133w, https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/LauraJohnston1-454x1024.jpg 454w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/LauraJohnston21.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-21713\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/LauraJohnston21.jpg\" alt=\"LauraJohnston2\" width=\"584\" height=\"1238\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/LauraJohnston21.jpg 584w, https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/LauraJohnston21-142x300.jpg 142w, https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/LauraJohnston21-483x1024.jpg 483w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/LauraJohnston3.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-21708\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/LauraJohnston3.jpg\" alt=\"LauraJohnston3\" width=\"584\" height=\"1940\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/LauraJohnston3.jpg 584w, https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/LauraJohnston3-90x300.jpg 90w, https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/LauraJohnston3-308x1024.jpg 308w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/LauraJohnston4.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-21709\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/LauraJohnston4.jpg\" alt=\"LauraJohnston4\" width=\"584\" height=\"610\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/LauraJohnston4.jpg 584w, https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/LauraJohnston4-287x300.jpg 287w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/LauraJohnston4b1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-21715\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/LauraJohnston4b1.jpg\" alt=\"LauraJohnston4b\" width=\"584\" height=\"405\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/LauraJohnston4b1.jpg 584w, https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/LauraJohnston4b1-300x208.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>No. I cannot deal with the hilarious, weird, cuteness of these \u00a0little &#8220;totems&#8221;! They are the work of California based\u00a0artist\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.leanimale.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Laura Johnston<\/a>. That dinosaur and sloth are killing me, and I have a fat little wiener dog that looks <em>exactly<\/em> like that fat little wiener dog! She releases new clay totems every Wednesday &#8211;\u00a0<em>hey, that&#8217;s today<\/em> &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.leanimale.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">so pop over <\/a>and see if there&#8217;s anything that speaks to your inner wild lemming. Now, how do you keep your totem with you all day? No problem, Laura also makes these sweet\u00a0pewter pieces &#8230;\u00a0and I happen to have these four hilarious necklaces for sale <a href=\"https:\/\/great.ly\/t\/jealouscurator\/maker_products\/1057\" target=\"_blank\">in my online gallery!<\/a> If you want one move quick like a Jackalope because they&#8217;re going fast\u00a0(<em><a href=\"https:\/\/great.ly\/t\/jealouscurator\/maker_products\/1057\" target=\"_blank\">they&#8217;re only $34?!<\/a>)<\/em>&#8230; I really want that narwhal. Ooh, or the sloth. Ok, and maybe the raptor\u00a0and his little Velveteen Rabbit friend too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No. I cannot deal with the hilarious, weird, cuteness of these \u00a0little &#8220;totems&#8221;! They are the work of California based\u00a0artist\u00a0Laura Johnston. That dinosaur and sloth are killing me, and I have a fat little wiener dog that looks exactly like that fat little wiener dog! She releases new clay totems every Wednesday &#8211;\u00a0hey, that&#8217;s today [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[176,3,405],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21705"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21705"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21705\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21773,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21705\/revisions\/21773"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}