{"id":32136,"date":"2018-08-13T01:00:07","date_gmt":"2018-08-13T08:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/?p=32136"},"modified":"2018-08-10T16:59:23","modified_gmt":"2018-08-10T23:59:23","slug":"smallditch-martha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/2018\/08\/13\/smallditch-martha\/","title":{"rendered":"smallditch {martha}"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=32137\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-32137\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-32137\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/smallditch.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"584\" height=\"5065\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/smallditch.jpg 584w, https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/smallditch-118x1024.jpg 118w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh my word&#8230; found fashion! These funny, beautiful, quick &#8216;n clever collages are the work of an artist named Martha, known as <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/smallditch\/\">@smallditch<\/a>\u00a0on Instagram. That&#8217;s all I know for sure, and so I&#8217;ve decided to imagine the rest. Here we go &#8230; Martha heads out on her lunch break <em>{because on one of her posts she said &#8220;this helps me get out of the office&#8221;}<\/em>, carrying a little box of tiny, stiletto-clad legs in her bag. As she walks down the street to pick up coffee &#8211; and or lunch &#8211; Martha keeps a lookout for the perfect leaf, feather, or piece of trash. And she finds it. Every damn time. The end.<\/p>\n<p><em>ps. If you are a fashion brand, please call her because how cool is this!? Also, they look <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BmN8dWnB0pk\/?taken-by=smallditch\">fabulous when blown up to large-scale!<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh my word&#8230; found fashion! These funny, beautiful, quick &#8216;n clever collages are the work of an artist named Martha, known as @smallditch\u00a0on Instagram. That&#8217;s all I know for sure, and so I&#8217;ve decided to imagine the rest. Here we go &#8230; Martha heads out on her lunch break {because on one of her posts [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,6,43],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32136"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32136"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32136\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32138,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32136\/revisions\/32138"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}