{"id":328,"date":"2009-05-08T20:46:08","date_gmt":"2009-05-09T04:46:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/?p=328"},"modified":"2010-09-27T13:30:07","modified_gmt":"2010-09-27T21:30:07","slug":"im-jealous-of-foliage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/08\/im-jealous-of-foliage\/","title":{"rendered":"i&#8217;m jealous of &#8220;foliage&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-329\" title=\"foliage_handsoap\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/foliage_handsoap.jpg\" alt=\"foliage_handsoap\" width=\"450\" height=\"348\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/foliage_handsoap.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/foliage_handsoap-300x232.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Hand. Soap.<\/p>\n<p>Hilarious. Beautiful. Kinda creepy. I wish I thought of it.<\/p>\n<p>I <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">want<\/span> need this. I would never actually use them though. I wouldn&#8217;t want to ruin them. They&#8217;re like those little rose soaps my grandmother used to put out for guests&#8230; but in more of a severed hand kind of way. If you <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">want<\/span> need them too, you can find them on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">etsy.com<\/a> by an artist who goes by the name of &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/view_listing.php?ref=fp_feat_8&amp;listing_id=24404385\" target=\"_blank\">Foliage<\/a>&#8220;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hand. Soap. Hilarious. Beautiful. Kinda creepy. I wish I thought of it. I want need this. I would never actually use them though. I wouldn&#8217;t want to ruin them. They&#8217;re like those little rose soaps my grandmother used to put out for guests&#8230; but in more of a severed hand kind of way. If you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4,6],"tags":[13],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=328"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5703,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328\/revisions\/5703"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}