{"id":3934,"date":"2010-04-26T07:13:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-26T15:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/?p=3934"},"modified":"2010-09-27T14:29:43","modified_gmt":"2010-09-27T22:29:43","slug":"im-jealous-of-charmaine-olivia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/26\/im-jealous-of-charmaine-olivia\/","title":{"rendered":"i&#8217;m jealous of charmaine olivia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3935\" title=\"charmaine_olivia\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/charmaine_olivia.jpg\" alt=\"charmaine_olivia\" width=\"450\" height=\"1451\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/charmaine_olivia.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/charmaine_olivia-93x300.jpg 93w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ok. I&#8217;m just going to say it. I want to be friends with San Francisco based artist <a href=\"http:\/\/charmaineolivia.com\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">Charmaine Olivia<\/a>. Her artwork is amazing, and from what I can tell from both her work and her blog&#8230; she&#8217;s hilarious! Here&#8217;s the evidence:<\/p>\n<p>1. A deer in gym socks <em>{come on, it&#8217;s just funny}<\/em><\/p>\n<p>2. &#8216;What do you mean what do I mean&#8217;<em> {enough said}<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p>3. And finally, the third piece. So beautifully painted, with so much deep, inward expression on the subject&#8217;s face&#8230; and it&#8217;s titled &#8216;I should really wash my hair&#8217;.\u00a0 <em>{pure gold!}<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I know&#8230; and now you want to be her friend too<em>. <\/em>Well, get in line.<em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok. I&#8217;m just going to say it. I want to be friends with San Francisco based artist Charmaine Olivia. Her artwork is amazing, and from what I can tell from both her work and her blog&#8230; she&#8217;s hilarious! Here&#8217;s the evidence: 1. A deer in gym socks {come on, it&#8217;s just funny} 2. &#8216;What do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,112,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3934"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3934"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3934\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3941,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3934\/revisions\/3941"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}