{"id":4240,"date":"2010-05-19T06:05:28","date_gmt":"2010-05-19T14:05:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/?p=4240"},"modified":"2010-09-27T13:37:39","modified_gmt":"2010-09-27T21:37:39","slug":"im-jealous-of-michael-dumontier-neil-farber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/19\/im-jealous-of-michael-dumontier-neil-farber\/","title":{"rendered":"i&#8217;m jealous of michael dumontier &#038; neil farber"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/MichaelDumontierNeilFarber.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4239\" title=\"MichaelDumontierNeilFarber\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/MichaelDumontierNeilFarber.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"1860\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In the second year of my undergrad, our painting teacher gave us an assignment. <em>&#8216;You have one week to make a humorous painting&#8217;<\/em> he said nonchalantly. Huh? Until that moment I hadn&#8217;t painted much more than a few nudes and the odd still-life, and I had no idea how to make either of those things funny <em>{although now I could think of a few ways, but I digress}<\/em>. So being a totally literal 19 year old I did my best<em>&#8230;<\/em> which was awful<em>. Now<\/em>, had the dynamic art team of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.richardhellergallery.com\/dynamic\/artist.asp?ArtistID=88\" target=\"_blank\">Michael Dumontier &amp; Neil Farber<\/a> been in my class I&#8217;m quite sure that they would have <em>aced<\/em> this assignment. A knitting monkey? A &#8216;batshit crazy&#8217; girl reading a psychology book? I&#8217;m telling you, that&#8217;s A+ material right there!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the second year of my undergrad, our painting teacher gave us an assignment. &#8216;You have one week to make a humorous painting&#8217; he said nonchalantly. Huh? Until that moment I hadn&#8217;t painted much more than a few nudes and the odd still-life, and I had no idea how to make either of those things [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4240"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4240"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4240\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4246,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4240\/revisions\/4246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}