{"id":4619,"date":"2010-06-24T06:09:58","date_gmt":"2010-06-24T14:09:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/?p=4619"},"modified":"2010-09-27T13:22:31","modified_gmt":"2010-09-27T21:22:31","slug":"im-jealous-of-ben-owen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/24\/im-jealous-of-ben-owen\/","title":{"rendered":"i&#8217;m jealous of ben owen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/ben_owen.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4620\" title=\"ben_owen\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/ben_owen.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"1656\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/ben_owen.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/ben_owen-278x1024.jpg 278w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Step One: Find a mate<em> {preferably with glasses similar to your own}<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Step Two: Have a baby<\/p>\n<p>Step Three: Worship said baby<\/p>\n<p>Step Four: Try not to be <em>really<\/em> mad when that baby grows up, becomes an artist, and decides to use very old photos of you in his super cool <a href=\"http:\/\/www.benowenart.com\/sketchbook.html\" target=\"_blank\">sketchbook<\/a> which he then puts on display for the whole world to see. <em>Psst, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.benowenart.com\" target=\"_blank\">Ben<\/a>&#8230; your mom called, and she didn&#8217;t sound happy!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>{<a href=\"http:\/\/www.benowenart.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Ben Owen<\/a>,\u00a0 is a recent graduate from the University of Kentucky. I should point out that the majority of his work [hand dyed silks and found paper collage] is much more abstract than the work I&#8217;ve shown here&#8230; but what can I say, I have a weak spot for sketchbooks filled with families from decades past!}<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Step One: Find a mate {preferably with glasses similar to your own} Step Two: Have a baby Step Three: Worship said baby Step Four: Try not to be really mad when that baby grows up, becomes an artist, and decides to use very old photos of you in his super cool sketchbook which he then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,6,55,30],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4619"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4619"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4619\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4641,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4619\/revisions\/4641"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}