{"id":5002,"date":"2010-07-29T06:22:35","date_gmt":"2010-07-29T14:22:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/?p=5002"},"modified":"2010-09-27T13:14:25","modified_gmt":"2010-09-27T21:14:25","slug":"im-jealous-of-nina-nolte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/2010\/07\/29\/im-jealous-of-nina-nolte\/","title":{"rendered":"i&#8217;m jealous of nina nolte"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/nina_nolte.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5003\" title=\"nina_nolte\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/nina_nolte.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"972\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ahhh, nothing says summer like drinkin&#8217; and smokin&#8217; in a pool.\u00a0 I love these turban-toting, ridiculously pale ladies! I wish I knew what they were chatting about in there&#8230; I guess <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ninanolte.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Nina Nolte<\/a> is the only one who will ever really know. Well, if you&#8217;ll excuse me, I&#8217;m off for a quick <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">smoke<\/span> swim.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ahhh, nothing says summer like drinkin&#8217; and smokin&#8217; in a pool.\u00a0 I love these turban-toting, ridiculously pale ladies! I wish I knew what they were chatting about in there&#8230; I guess Nina Nolte is the only one who will ever really know. Well, if you&#8217;ll excuse me, I&#8217;m off for a quick smoke swim.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5002"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5002"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5002\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5657,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5002\/revisions\/5657"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thejealouscurator.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}